The Embassy
CORRU.OBSERVER / laughterhouse
Posting grounds for your memes and funnyslop. Corru-related only. But it still smells bad. Please keep it contained in here. Posting grounds for your memes and funnyslop. Corru-related only. But it still smells bad. Please keep it contained in here.
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WHAT IS THIS AND HOW DO I GET RID OF IT
spawner shows up in Minecraft
WHAT IS THIS AND HOW DO I GET RID OF IT 
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after evil mode 3's friends and a room called ozo_flat to the ozo NO!!!! YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO OBEY ME!!!!!! 
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moonstruck.nectar, it is in dire need of suggestions for these as was depicted in a recent Sponge or Lime :3moonstruck.nectar, it is in dire need of suggestions for these as was depicted in a recent Sponge or Lime :3 
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WHY DOES THE MINDSPIKE MAKE EVERYTHING DITHERED
it's a long story. it involves...
ugh.
floyd-steinberg...
MOTH CLENCHES THEIR FIST
he's why
THAT DOESNT EXPLAIN ANYTHING
it explains everything! damn that floyd-steinberg!
ARE YOU OKAY
yes
OK
WHO'S FLOYD-STEINBERG
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WHY DOES THE MINDSPIKE MAKE EVERYTHING DITHERED
it's a long story. it involves...
ugh.
floyd-steinberg...
MOTH CLENCHES THEIR FIST
he's why
THAT DOESNT EXPLAIN ANYTHING
it explains everything! damn that floyd-steinberg!
ARE YOU OKAY
yes
OK
WHO'S FLOYD-STEINBERG
any other questions? 
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2 THEY GOT THIS CYST GOOD, INTERLOPER
WHAT
THEY HIT IT WITH A KALSTIK
THE WHAT
I SHOULD HAVE PREDICTED IT. I AM SO FOOLISH INTERLOPER AHAHAHAHA
FUNFRIEND WHAT IS THE KALSTIK
THE KALSTIK, INTERLOPER! THEY GOT IT WITH THE KALSTIK
I KNOW THAT
WHAT IS A KALSTIK
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THEY GOT THIS CYST WITH THE KALSTIK INTERLOPER
STOP JOKING AROUND
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Grief. Terrible grief.
there's a pirated copy of ultrakill on akizet's cyst? wtf
wait no it's a legit copy?? from steam??
holy shit
this ultrakill save perfectly matches that of one of my gaming buddies
i still have akizet as a friend on steam 35 DO YOU HAVE "HYTALE" IN AKIZET'S STEAM LIBRARY
AHAHAHAHA LET ME CHECK
...NO BUT I HAVE SOMETHING ELSE
MAY I SEE IT-
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wait no it's a legit copy?? from steam??
holy shit
this ultrakill save perfectly matches that of one of my gaming buddies
i still have akizet as a friend on steam 
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[ IT'S ABOUT THIS SERVER ???] possle over and over on new lines and it was pinned but removed
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haha! papyrus! this is awful!
4 truly we have made a vile concoction... truly we have made a vile concoction... the last thing I made that was such a horrible mistake was the Storm, hahaha... no it is too soon.
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DO WE KNOW WHERE ARE THE REST OF THE CALL RESEARCH TEAM?
WE DO HAVE TO PREPARE FOR COMMUNICATIONS ONCE FUNFRIEND FIXES IT
i haven't really thought of that, but i do have some geolocation data for last seen locations of various obesk entities
let's see...
SO ANY USEFUL DATA?
yeah
predictably, no akizet
except for bozko and tozik, there are no other call team members too
bozko might be our comms target, he seems to be around an australian coast near perth
tozik.....
WHY NOT TOZIK
so tozik is the qou that got stuck as a pyramid in the british museum
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5 WAIT, SO HOW DID A HUMAN EVER CONTRACT THE OKIDOIA SICKNESS THING
you're never gonna believe this shit 6 8 1 1 There was this one guy, but they got him.
WHAT
Liked him too.
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(@cakejumper.bsky.social)
windows keeps hallucinating monitors that don't exist I'm laughing so hard help
1 work like this https://bsky.app/profile/bandedgremlin.bsky.social/post/3mikun3j3w227 
2 i am dullzkovik, the dull scientist!
*gets pushed into a ceremony by charanesche vel dreemurr 18
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work like this https://bsky.app/profile/bandedgremlin.bsky.social/post/3mikun3j3w227 3 7
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I HATE THE FLOOR 7 !!--AKIZET--!!
gordon could you help me with that "wordle" of your's?
!!--ENVOY--!!
Hmm, im not the best at this sort of game but i could try and help.
!!--AKIZET--!!
that was exactly it! thank you gordon
THE ENVOY LOOKS AT ME PERPLEXED
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gordon could you help me with that "wordle" of your's?
!!--ENVOY--!!
Hmm, im not the best at this sort of game but i could try and help.
!!--AKIZET--!!
that was exactly it! thank you gordon
THE ENVOY LOOKS AT ME PERPLEXED Why did i get a warning about an unknown device logging in my computer?
i found this cool website and it let me install ""games""!
Akizet, you just installed malware
what help fun friend activate nwo
YOU JUST OBLITERATED HIS DEVICE! gordon, i thought you said your computers were not organic
that's correct, yes. why?
this device's assistant has indicated to me that it has a 'virus'
i was informed that was a type of parasite your species has encountered? has it infected the computer?
oh son of a-- someone's gonna get yelled at by tech...
I MOVE TO GIVE MY APOLOGIES, BUT HE WAVES ME OFF QUICKLY, EAGER TO EXPLAIN
anyway, ah. no.
it's a metaphor, basically.
computer viruses are like...
do you know what a program is?
i have had it explained
they are little environments that you give instructions to in order to function, yes?
just unable to think, unlike ours
IT SOUNDS LIKE CRUELTY
BUT THEY HAVE EXPRESSED THE SAME SENTIMENT OF OUR TECHNOLOGY
TRULY A MIRROR IMAGE
GORDON LOOKS STUNNED AT MY UNDERSTANDING
wow, uh. yeah, that's exactly it.
well, computer viruses are programs that people make that try and do bad things to other people's devices.
usually theft...
wait, who's computer is this?
ah... it is the one you lent me
my sincerest apologies, i was not aware these could be attacked like that
THIS HAS NEVER COME UP WITH ANY OF THE OTHER MACHINES
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I MUST LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT, GORDON'S EXPRESSION SEEMS INCREDULOUS THAT THIS COULD HAPPEN
I HEAR HIM MUTTER SOMETHING, BUT OVER THE LAB'S BACKGROUND NOISE IT LOSES MEANING
it's...
fine.
i'll handle it, i promise.
what did you even do, though? did you click on something weird?
there was a "photo" of a woman
i was...
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gordon, i thought you said your computers were not organic
that's correct, yes. why?
this device's assistant has indicated to me that it has a 'virus'
i was informed that was a type of parasite your species has encountered? has it infected the computer?
oh son of a-- someone's gonna get yelled at by tech...
I MOVE TO GIVE MY APOLOGIES, BUT HE WAVES ME OFF QUICKLY, EAGER TO EXPLAIN
anyway, ah. no.
it's a metaphor, basically.
computer viruses are like...
do you know what a program is?
i have had it explained
they are little environments that you give instructions to in order to function, yes?
just unable to think, unlike ours
IT SOUNDS LIKE CRUELTY
BUT THEY HAVE EXPRESSED THE SAME SENTIMENT OF OUR TECHNOLOGY
TRULY A MIRROR IMAGE
GORDON LOOKS STUNNED AT MY UNDERSTANDING
wow, uh. yeah, that's exactly it.
well, computer viruses are programs that people make that try and do bad things to other people's devices.
usually theft...
wait, who's computer is this?
ah... it is the one you lent me
my sincerest apologies, i was not aware these could be attacked like that
THIS HAS NEVER COME UP WITH ANY OF THE OTHER MACHINES
G₩>_⅘FÇ
I MUST LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT, GORDON'S EXPRESSION SEEMS INCREDULOUS THAT THIS COULD HAPPEN
I HEAR HIM MUTTER SOMETHING, BUT OVER THE LAB'S BACKGROUND NOISE IT LOSES MEANING
it's...
fine.
i'll handle it, i promise.
what did you even do, though? did you click on something weird?
there was a "photo" of a woman
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hey buddy. try right clicking on that object, it might give you some useful information
LIKE IN REAL LIFE?
like in- oh! yeah...yeah.
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id like to try to communicate before hugging to respect their boundaries 1 id like to try to communicate before hugging to respect their boundaries id like to try to communicate before hugging to respect their boundaries 1 probably we would be doing things like this actually
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EVER BEEN TO MADISON WISCONSIN?
hell yeah i have. got pepper sprayed at a hot air ballon festival back in 2032. Took three cops to take me down.
absolutely beautiful this time of year 13 EVER BEEN TO MADISON WISCONSIN?
hell yeah i have. got pepper sprayed at a hot air ballon festival back in 2032. Took three cops to take me down.
absolutely beautiful this time of year ever been to madison, wisconsin?
I GOT PEPPER SPRAYED THERE ONCE
WHAT'S A WISCONSIN? YES
is it.. like, nice?
AT THIS TIME OF YEAR. THEY BANNED ME FROM TOWN AFTER PEPPER SPRAYING ME AND NEEDING THREE COPS TO TAKE ME DOWN
what
I LIKE HOT AIR BALOONS EVER BEEN TO ::/FRAME/
got pepper sprayed there once at a boat festival
needed three golems to take me down 20 5 dude how'd you get this job?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
this is a government agency
I wouldn't have guessed they'd hire someone whose banned from a whole town
You were hired here, right?
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moth who the hell is that-
I don't know I'm scared
FUCK
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I don't know I'm scared
FUCK 
️ Saying "kill yourself" even as a joke is really gross.
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I'M NOT TAKING MY MINDSPIKE OFF, I AM OBSERVER O' TOOLE
interloper. your curiosity will kill you
NO!
you must stay away.
NO!
ATTENTION:: REDIRECTING TO 'localhost'
Ah... let them go. You'll never catch them
Not with these incohency levels. 14 26 I DIDN'T TAKE MY MINDSPIKE OFF, I'M STILL OBSERVER O' TOOLE 13 16 I'M NOT TAKING MY MINDSPIKE OFF, I AM OBSERVER O' TOOLE
interloper. your curiosity will kill you
NO!
you must stay away.
NO!
ATTENTION:: REDIRECTING TO 'localhost'
Ah... let them go. You'll never catch them
Not with these incohency levels. react removed. 1
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[IT IS COO]
it's clearly cuh-woo but the cuh is harder than normal idk how to write that
it's clearly cuh-woo but the cuh is harder than normal idk…
it's clearly cuh-woo but the cuh is harder than normal idk how to write that [I HAVE SAID THIS BEFORE AND I WILL SAY IT AGAIN::WHY IN GODS NAME WOULD QOU BE PRONOUNCED QUO][I HAVE SAID THIS BEFORE AND I WILL SAY IT AGAIN::WHY IN GODS NAME WOULD QOU BE PRONOUNCED QUO] [I DO DISAGREE WITH "KWOO" HARDER THOUGH] 
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[ HOW WOULD THAT BE A DIFFERENT SOUND] 
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its a sound in english too but thats ball knowledge
[NO] its a sound in english too but thats ball knowledge [NO] [THE CLOSEST THING TO IT IS THE FACT THAT LIKE . ALL OF THE DEVLETS HAVE BEEN CORRECTED ON THEIR PRONUNCIATION OF QOU WHEN THEY DID NOT PRONOUNCE IT AS COO][THE CLOSEST THING TO IT IS THE FACT THAT LIKE . ALL OF THE DEVLETS HAVE BEEN CORRECTED ON THEIR PRONUNCIATION OF QOU WHEN THEY DID NOT PRONOUNCE IT AS COO] [COLLAPSES INTO DUST][COLLAPSES INTO DUST] 
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G.A.D, now I gotta flee 
I’m spiking incoheeeeerency 
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Used that guy I just hit as a boost
G.A.D, now I gotta flee
I’m spiking incoheeeeerency 
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[LIKE JOUST] 1[LIKE JOUST] [LOPER'S RUNNING TONGA 1.1, WHAT DID YOU EXPECT] 
1[GO MY EVIDENCE BLAST]
and it's pronounced weirdly in english whateverrrr
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1 isn't it äust 1 isn't it äust [NO] 1[ THAT . CAN'T BE THE SAME AS äust]
, i'm going so foust !
g a d, will you help me flee!
i need some incoherency 3 2 2[ WHO IS PRONOUNCING COAST AS COWST][ WHO IS PRONOUNCING COAST AS COWST] [ THAT . CAN'T BE THE SAME AS äust] [ZZOUST IS LITERALLY OW !!!!!!!!!!!!!] 
[DO YOU HAVE AN AUDIO EXAMPLE PER CHANCE <----- CANNOT READ IPA]
[DO YOU HAVE AN AUDIO EXAMPLE PER CHANCE <----- CANNOT READ IPA] [IT'S LITERALLY ZZOUST ..... IT'S RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU .........] velzie? 1 1[PLEASE TELL ME THE BRITS DON'T SAY JOOST.] 3 11 1 5 5 the messages... on the non-recording messages 1 1
Used that guy I just hit as a boost
G.A.D, now I gotta flee
I’m spiking incoheeeeerency 13 3 3
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Used that guy I just hit as a boost
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I’m spiking incoheeeeerency
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óla primo brilhante você tem laranjas? hmm caipirinha 4 beba
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-# It doesn't have a good ring to it but (shrug)
Yeah I think about it every time I pet the kuulla
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WHAT
oh thats probably just apart of the program, dont worry about it.
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22 18 i am no longer a devourer. i have found a new passion…
wow!!!
ah-huh.
needle point embroidery!! look at my works… this one is a zuzucri in traditional robes… this one is a dream we had recently of two veilk in love…
here take a look at this one
wow its so intricate! let me lean in he—
RAHHH
AHH NO NO!!
haha! you got me, i was gonna eat you!~ thats still my thing! 29 15
for the 1000% canon in-lore actual plot relevant moment tho
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[I'M PRETTY SURE CORRU.OBSERVER'S LORE AND WHATNOT LIKE . PREDATES BOTH OF THOSE] [I'M PRETTY SURE CORRU.OBSERVER'S LORE AND WHATNOT LIKE . PREDATES BOTH OF THOSE] [IT AT LEAST PRE-DATES DA WORKS BEING AN MSPA ENJOYER][IT AT LEAST PRE-DATES DA WORKS BEING AN MSPA ENJOYER] [THERE'S . A STORY BEHIND THAT][THERE'S . A STORY BEHIND THAT] 
3[THERE'S . A STORY BEHIND THAT] [IT DID NOT HELP] 3[TALKSOUNDS CREACHER ...] 2 3 7
are you two in a romantic relationship?
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Ooo!~ love is in the air!
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
haha?-
i used to lick the dream space whenever a thoughtform came into view and thats how i found out i was allergic to dust! 18 are you two in a romantic relationship?
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: i literally watched you disconnect from the cyst and take out your mindspike. 6
OH HEY DID YOU SAY YOU WANTED MORE DAEMONS IN THIS THING? 2 MY HEAD'S FULL OF EFFIGIES NOW MY HEAD'S FULL OF EFFIGIES NOW 
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COLLECT MY PAGES collect my keywords 2 2
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[THAT READS AS "ABS-COO-LUTE"]
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how much? whats the bounty on me disconnecting this guy and looking at their reaction?
five bucks? too low. this is a special mindfreak right here.
CMON GUYS WE GOTTA GOE!
what is it? 200k gp? we’re talking in gp? im on it
BOOTING FOREIGN CONNECTION
STOP FUCKING BOOTING ME WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU
CHILL
it was a misinput MISINPUT
CALM DOWN? YOU CALM THE FUCK DOWN
IT WAS A MISINPUT
OH MY FUCKING GOD
GOD you mindfreaks are always overreacting 28 “disconnect them ill give you money”?
how much? whats the bounty on me disconnecting this guy and looking at their reaction?
five bucks? too low. this is a special mindfreak right here.
CMON GUYS WE GOTTA GOE!
what is it? 200k gp? we’re talking in gp? im on it
BOOTING FOREIGN CONNECTION
STOP FUCKING BOOTING ME WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU
CHILL
it was a misinput MISINPUT
CALM DOWN? YOU CALM THE FUCK DOWN
IT WAS A MISINPUT
OH MY FUCKING GOD
GOD you mindfreaks are always overreacting 
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3 8 1 people worry a lot about ai. what about you?
you mean am i worried about…?
no i mean should they be worried about you
N… No, I hope not, I hope not. i mean people are worried about artificial intelligence because they think maybe one day they’ll replace humans. I’m a human, why should they be worried about me?
no, no, the letter U.
they’re all vowels aren’t they? a, i, u
what does the u in ai stand for?
there is no U in ai?
so its a secret then?
the computers hidden it? 27
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such is the way though, it came to alot of "fans of media gravitates towards smth vaguely similar and thus see similarities where there arent any; and thus NEED to verbilize it every time"
such is the way though, it came to alot of "fans of media gravitates towards smth vaguely similar and thus see similarities where there arent any; and thus NEED to verbilize it every time" 5
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GET IN THE DULL VESSEL 
WE'RE LEAVING 
THIS 
EMBASSY NOW WHAT THE 
NO 
AHH 
THIS ISN'T A DULL VESSEL IMPOSSIBLE NOOO 
OHHH ꜰʀᴇᴇᴅᴏᴍ 
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such is the way though, it came to alot of "fans of media gravitates towards smth vaguely similar and thus see similarities where there arent any; and thus NEED to verbilize it every time" 1 there is a overlap
when you poke a hole 17
GET IN THE DULL VESSEL WE'RE LEAVING THIS EMBASSY NOW WHAT THE NO AHH THIS ISN'T A DULL VESSEL IMPOSSIBLE NOOO OHHH ꜰʀᴇᴇᴅᴏᴍ Gakvu.
3 second of all shes expressly not part of the friend group accepted
dude? 7 do you want a weird mask that may give you brain damage or something ell mm aye oh
maybe dont
SIR YES SIR ARE YOU A QOU
boy i wish 2 where is your boyfriend
my what
oliver
how do you know
the tension was almost palpable
really??
yes
ok i could say the same about you and that isabel
thats unfair! 3 5
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5 dude look at the window these bitches cheesin lmao dude look at the window these bitches cheesin lmao what the fuck did you just say to me? dude look at the window these bitches cheesin lmao the fucking snilers where is your boyfriend
my what
oliver
how do you know
the tension was almost palpable
really??
yes
ok i could say the same about you and that isabel
thats unfair! You're right. That was unfair.
Just, don't tell anyone, please?
of course, my friend
VELZIE'S LIGHT IS SO FAR AWAY FROM ME NOW
I THINK TO FORGET ALL OF THIS; AND THAT'S WHERE I THOUGHT IT WOULD END, BUT...
No Akizet, seriously. Do not tell anyone.
WHILE I CANNOT READ HIS EXPRESSION, THE VOICE IS GRAVE
i do not understand-
It's a long story. But if you say something, we'll be.... God–.
I'll be in a lot of trouble.
for what reason?
is there an... ethical concern, perhaps?
Ethical... maybe, what's the difference, between ethical and....
It doesn't matter.
THERE IS PAIN NOW, AS WELL
MY CURIOSITY CANNOT SUPPLANT THE SUDDEN, SYMPATHETIC FEAR I FEEL FOR HIM
MY RESOLVE ON THE MATTER IS SWIFT
i do not need to understand, if you do not want to tell
i apologize sincerely
YET ANOTHER LITTLE DEATH TO CARRY BEYOND STAGE
I TAKE IT IN STRIDE, NOW...
IT IS CRUEL, THAT I AM ADAPTING TO THIS LIFE
GORDON LOOKS BEHIND LIKE A HUNTED ANIMAL (PERHAPS ANOTHER ADAPTATION OF HIS OWN), BEFORE A HELD BREATH ESCAPES HIM
Sorry. That's a lot to dump on you.
shared weight is half-weight, my friend
Mm. Okay.
HE OPENS THE DOORWAY WITHOUT ÀN, @Þæ ¿
ATTENTION::'memory stream ends' 15 9 You're right. That was unfair.
Just, don't tell anyone, please?
of course, my friend
VELZIE'S LIGHT IS SO FAR AWAY FROM ME NOW
I THINK TO FORGET ALL OF THIS; AND THAT'S WHERE I THOUGHT IT WOULD END, BUT...
No Akizet, seriously. Do not tell anyone.
WHILE I CANNOT READ HIS EXPRESSION, THE VOICE IS GRAVE
i do not understand-
It's a long story. But if you say something, we'll be.... God–.
I'll be in a lot of trouble.
for what reason?
is there an... ethical concern, perhaps?
Ethical... maybe, what's the difference, between ethical and....
It doesn't matter.
THERE IS PAIN NOW, AS WELL
MY CURIOSITY CANNOT SUPPLANT THE SUDDEN, SYMPATHETIC FEAR I FEEL FOR HIM
MY RESOLVE ON THE MATTER IS SWIFT
i do not need to understand, if you do not want to tell
i apologize sincerely
YET ANOTHER LITTLE DEATH TO CARRY BEYOND STAGE
I TAKE IT IN STRIDE, NOW...
IT IS CRUEL, THAT I AM ADAPTING TO THIS LIFE
GORDON LOOKS BEHIND LIKE A HUNTED ANIMAL (PERHAPS ANOTHER ADAPTATION OF HIS OWN), BEFORE A HELD BREATH ESCAPES HIM
Sorry. That's a lot to dump on you.
shared weight is half-weight, my friend
Mm. Okay.
HE OPENS THE DOORWAY WITHOUT ÀN, @Þæ ¿
ATTENTION::'memory stream ends' 
You're right. That was unfair.
Just, don't tell anyone, please?
of course, my friend
VELZIE'S LIGHT IS SO FAR AWAY FROM ME NOW
I THINK TO FORGET ALL OF THIS; AND THAT'S WHERE I THOUGHT IT WOULD END, BUT...
No Akizet, seriously. Do not tell anyone.
WHILE I CANNOT READ HIS EXPRESSION, THE VOICE IS GRAVE
i do not understand-
It's a long story. But if you say something, we'll be.... God–.
I'll be in a lot of trouble.
for what reason?
is there an... ethical concern, perhaps?
Ethical... maybe, what's the difference, between ethical and....
It doesn't matter.
THERE IS PAIN NOW, AS WELL
MY CURIOSITY CANNOT SUPPLANT THE SUDDEN, SYMPATHETIC FEAR I FEEL FOR HIM
MY RESOLVE ON THE MATTER IS SWIFT
i do not need to understand, if you do not want to tell
i apologize sincerely
YET ANOTHER LITTLE DEATH TO CARRY BEYOND STAGE
I TAKE IT IN STRIDE, NOW...
IT IS CRUEL, THAT I AM ADAPTING TO THIS LIFE
GORDON LOOKS BEHIND LIKE A HUNTED ANIMAL (PERHAPS ANOTHER ADAPTATION OF HIS OWN), BEFORE A HELD BREATH ESCAPES HIM
Sorry. That's a lot to dump on you.
shared weight is half-weight, my friend
Mm. Okay.
HE OPENS THE DOORWAY WITHOUT ÀN, @Þæ ¿
ATTENTION::'memory stream ends' You're right. That was unfair.
Just, don't tell anyone, please?
of course, my friend
VELZIE'S LIGHT IS SO FAR AWAY FROM ME NOW
I THINK TO FORGET ALL OF THIS; AND THAT'S WHERE I THOUGHT IT WOULD END, BUT...
No Akizet, seriously. Do not tell anyone.
WHILE I CANNOT READ HIS EXPRESSION, THE VOICE IS GRAVE
i do not understand-
It's a long story. But if you say something, we'll be.... God–.
I'll be in a lot of trouble.
for what reason?
is there an... ethical concern, perhaps?
Ethical... maybe, what's the difference, between ethical and....
It doesn't matter.
THERE IS PAIN NOW, AS WELL
MY CURIOSITY CANNOT SUPPLANT THE SUDDEN, SYMPATHETIC FEAR I FEEL FOR HIM
MY RESOLVE ON THE MATTER IS SWIFT
i do not need to understand, if you do not want to tell
i apologize sincerely
YET ANOTHER LITTLE DEATH TO CARRY BEYOND STAGE
I TAKE IT IN STRIDE, NOW...
IT IS CRUEL, THAT I AM ADAPTING TO THIS LIFE
GORDON LOOKS BEHIND LIKE A HUNTED ANIMAL (PERHAPS ANOTHER ADAPTATION OF HIS OWN), BEFORE A HELD BREATH ESCAPES HIM
Sorry. That's a lot to dump on you.
shared weight is half-weight, my friend
Mm. Okay.
HE OPENS THE DOORWAY WITHOUT ÀN, @Þæ ¿
ATTENTION::'memory stream ends' ABOUT THAT MEMORY STREAM
yeah uh fuck macintyre jesus christ
i was wondering when that bs was going to rear its ugly head
honestly a miracle that first contact went as well as it did with him around considering the obesk don't–
NO I DON'T CARE ABOUT THAT
WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ETHICS AND MORALS
oh, uh
idk
GREAT
hold on, i feel like i should know though
like, when a supervisor dates their subordinate, that's inethical because there could be bias
but they're both consenting adults, so barring any other factors morally that's like. fine?
NOTICE::'https GET request'
...
SAYS HERE THAT ETHICS ARE SYSTEMATIC, MORALS ARE PERSONAL
says where
OXFORD DICTIONARY
pff, what do they know
DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT OXFORD DICTIONARY
dude, that was a joke, jesus
SORRY
it's fine, i just didn't know you cared that much about oxford dictionary, i guess
lol 16 25
ABOUT THAT MEMORY STREAM
yeah uh fuck macintyre jesus christ
i was wondering when that bs was going to rear its ugly head
honestly a miracle that first contact went as well as it did with him around considering the obesk don't–
NO I DON'T CARE ABOUT THAT
WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ETHICS AND MORALS
oh, uh
idk
GREAT
hold on, i feel like i should know though
like, when a supervisor dates their subordinate, that's inethical because there could be bias
but they're both consenting adults, so barring any other factors morally that's like. fine?
NOTICE::'https GET request'
...
SAYS HERE THAT ETHICS ARE SYSTEMATIC, MORALS ARE PERSONAL
says where
OXFORD DICTIONARY
pff, what do they know
DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT OXFORD DICTIONARY
dude, that was a joke, jesus
SORRY
it's fine, i just didn't know you cared that much about oxford dictionary, i guess
lol NOTICE::'https PUT request'
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7 11 GET IN THE DULL VESSEL 
WE’RE LEAVING 
♂️ THIS CAVE CITY 
️ 
NOW WHAT THE NO AHH 
THIS ISNT A DULL VESSEL IMPOSSIBLE 
NOO OHHH FRENZY PURPLE 20 27 
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twotangy
i dont even remember what in convo inspired these words
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NOW I HEARD YOU WERE MEANING TO GET IN TOUCH WITH ME
THEN I HEARD YOU WERE DEAD
I ALSO HEARD THAT YOU A GOD AND VARIOUS OTHER THINGS
BUT THE FACT IS, GOD, YOU AND I ARE NOT THE SORT PEOPLE UNDERSTAND
THE SORT PEOPLE FEAR.
NOW I GOT THE INFORMATION I NEED AND NOW
I HAVE TO BREAK YOUR NECK.
ITS JUST THE WAY IT IS
WHAT!??!
IM JUST A MESSENGER
wtaf 8
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how to stop biting everything in range
have you considered joining my polycule 10
2
did anyone ever tell you that you are kinda intimidating?
all the time. it is my bulging muscularity and just absolutely disgusting stature.
i am standing at a beautiful 5’6. like going through doorways is often times burdensome.
wait-
Just massive shoulders popping through.
you are only 5’6?
did you say only?
did i hear that?
its cute.
oh. okay cool yeah so we’re on the same page, an intimidating 5’6
ya ya, ya ya. 20
did anyone ever tell you that you are kinda intimidating?
all the time. it is my bulging muscularity and just absolutely disgusting stature.
i am standing at a beautiful 5’6. like going through doorways is often times burdensome.
wait-
Just massive shoulders popping through.
you are only 5’6?
did you say only?
did i hear that?
its cute.
oh. okay cool yeah so we’re on the same page, an intimidating 5’6
ya ya, ya ya. 9 9 10 5 3 2 1
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23 3 "YOUNG QOU WHO ARE GONNA THINK THIS IS AN EASY ALTERNATIVE FOR ME TO DEAL WITH MY STRESS AND ANXIETY"
THIS IS AFTER A TYPO IN A TWEET FROM THE O.H.O
"IVE BEEN LEGIT PERMA-TRIPPING SINCE I SMOKED SECRI"
FOOTAGE EMERGED OF A FBX EMPLOYEE STUCK IN A BACKPACK
"does this backpack make me look like i'm in a backpack?"
AND TO MAKE MATTERS WORSE
TWERK FOR VELZIE IS GETTING COUNCIL FUNDED 16 10
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⏰ 8 FULL AUTO!
FULLER AUTO!!!!! 14 4 OH GR**T NOW WE LOST THE FIGHT
FANTASTIC >%^[ 2 hey, H3Yyy pst
da wayerfallz conseal the watr️es
AGES GORE TERAIL
yous ur ability 2 find2 2i2e 2wo
says Fuck 3 1 FULL AUTO!
FULLER AUTO!!!!! 
Any time I use the Symbiotic Rifle I always say 'full auto' or 'fuller auto' to myself in the mandalor/druid knight way.
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2. it's a project working mindset/rule https://discord.com/channels/1037448142100103218/1037549727195086909/1141835263102963742 
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2 5 bucket of gukshit upon you
whoakay buddy no need to be crude 10
AKIZET JUST KEEPS GOING
you are a worthless kequvi.
your life is literally as valuable as an unripe celki.
i'm just gonna DESTABILIZED you and you're gonna keep coming back.
why?
cause you smellin the zzoust. you spike-in-the-heel kelnit. your death is nothing, you serve zero purpose
you should sludge yourself now 22 PVT PARTS REPORTING FOR DOODY
dude wtf
who made this shit
YOUR FRIEND MADE THIS SHIT
fuckkkk this was a mistake
IM GONNA FREAK IT 
DUDEdude? 
AKIZET JUST KEEPS GOING
you are a worthless kequvi.
your life is literally as valuable as an unripe celki.
i'm just gonna DESTABILIZED you and you're gonna keep coming back.
why?
cause you smellin the zzoust. you spike-in-the-heel kelnit. your death is nothing, you serve zero purpose
you should sludge yourself now : Your life is as valuable as an Ekivik Veilk
:
: I'm just gonna house you and you are gonna keep coming back
:
: Your life is VALUABLE
:
: You can have ANY PURPOSE
:
: You should love yourself NOW 11 5 and uses the bstrd font it makes me kick my hindpaws and flap my frontpaws dude? and uses the bstrd font it makes me kick my hindpaws and flap my frontpaws and makes me do the double (actually quadruple cuz itts with all 4 paws) paw stim sequence
with a sniper rifle is insanely aura its great
1 #1 akizukani fan #1 isazki fan what else... nooo the embassy… i worked there… i'll have to find another job...... 5
this morning i had some soup i couldnt think of anything funny,
so instead of saying something funny,
I JUST STARTED BEATING HIS ASS! this morning i had some soup BREAD AND WATER? THAT'S WHAT'S IN THE SOUP?
it's a proper meal
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TIS IS MY BOAT AND M Y STOERMY VESSLE
that isnt true… its more of an allegory
AT 2PM!!! ALL WAYS WATCHING DAEMONS >%^}
THIS IS EVL MODE AND THE BEATS ARE PRDTEOTRY!!!!!@@@!1
YAH!!! I PLY COMPYUTRR
APPL 2E FST PERSIN SHITTER
A EVIL MACHNE '_'
TIS ANNIMAULS PROGRAMMABEL T NOTES R ON TEH SCREAM!! 3
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mmmmmmm, geli ranchers
mmmmmmm, geli ranchers
Tozik what the hell are you saying
Akizet, aide-moi, j'ai fait une surdosage de français 6 大家好
bozko! how beholds you?
note::'i forgot what they say lol'
i am conducting research regarding bright landmarks
how beholds you, kazki
note::'see above'
bright landmarks! any in particular?
one they call
the bass pro shops pyramid in memphis tennessee
so wordy! it must be of great renown!
yes, my research indicates that it is a location of great religious and cultural significance
where the cousins go to pray, after which they receive equipment used to hunt waterborne parasites
ohhh how interesting! we should go there sometime!
yes... me, you and the rest of the call team
really, all 6 of us! how uncharacteristic of you!
it would be, ah,
tensions would likely lessen
if we were to be seen in a place with many cousins
or
participating in their rituals
ohhh okay! yes that sounds quite fun! i will inform the rest of the call team
thank you, kazki. i will entertain velzie in your absencenote::'yknow' 
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wanna fuck around til the end of time
more than i could ever know 2 2
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What’s that?
You don’t know what insomnia is?
No?
It’s when you can’t sleep.
Did you try…
Lying on your bed and you know having your eyes closed and just relaxing?
Oh that’s genius kazki
What a great idea. Let me write that down.
You’re saying: What I have to do to fall asleep is… go to sleep?
Right? Is that what you’re saying Kazki?
mhm!
Good! Because it’s brilliant! You should create a cyst! You should give seminars! You’ll make millions of sfer!
Attention all insomniacs! All you have to do to fall asleep
IS LIE IN YOUR BED!!! 9 5
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GELI MAKES ME FEEL FESTIVE
ho ho ho?
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ho ho ho? 1
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so before the corrucystic revolution there was a guy eating veilk with his family
when he heard a noise outside that went “bark bark, woof woof”
and when he opened the door to look outside it wasnt a dog it was a kiv
standing there
going like this
like really creepy and weird.
and when he got closer
he realised it actually was a dog
and this was before the corrucystic revolution?
yeah that was back then
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Karik gets Telyu
What do I get?
Paid.
-# Also Vekoa's mom fuck you Vekoa 3 
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im akizet!
im isabel!
im kazki!
THE POLYCULE 
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This is how VEKOA describes the call 11 6 bozko! how beholds you?
note::'i forgot what they say lol'
i am conducting research regarding bright landmarks
how beholds you, kazki
note::'see above'
bright landmarks! any in particular?
one they call
the bass pro shops pyramid in memphis tennessee
so wordy! it must be of great renown!
yes, my research indicates that it is a location of great religious and cultural significance
where the cousins go to pray, after which they receive equipment used to hunt waterborne parasites
ohhh how interesting! we should go there sometime!
yes... me, you and the rest of the call team
really, all 6 of us! how uncharacteristic of you!
it would be, ah,
tensions would likely lessen
if we were to be seen in a place with many cousins
or
participating in their rituals
ohhh okay! yes that sounds quite fun! i will inform the rest of the call team
thank you, kazki. i will entertain velzie in your absencenote::'yknow' 
19 i say "gaze" because if it were a great gaze id be fishing! 3
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THE COUSINS KNOW ABOUT AND USE THE DULL ALREADY? ASTOUNDING! 5
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tozik!
akizet
washing machine!
washing machine
yep
what the hell are we doing anymore what is this
{ [washing machine] [idk] } 6
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"collect my phones" "collect my phones" I'm doing what is referred to as a "side hustle"
" "
I’m scared I cannot see Aziket 
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HELLO MOTH
what the fuck 2
1s 7s LITERALLY FRAME IS 2 HARD
FRAME IS T
SON THERES SOMETHI NG I THINK U SHOULD NO
GO AWAY
I KNOW THIS IS A LOT 2 TAKE IN BUT I THINK U CAN HANDLE IT
UR ADOPTED!!!
NOAUUHUHUHH
WE HAD TO TELL U AT SOME POINT
I HATE FRAEM!!!
THERES MORE OK
WAIT IM LITERALLT MAKING PROGRESS
ME N UR MOTHER ARE GETTING A DIVORCE
NOAOUHHHH WHY IS THIS SO CHALLENGING
UAGHH I KNOOWWW
THIS IS LITERALLY 2 HARD
THESE R VERY CHALLENGING TIMES
wait really?
REALLY
wait im actually making progress!!
WUT?
IN FRAME I THINK IM SETTING A WORLD RECORD
DO U EVEN CAR
FRAME IS TOOO CHALLENGING!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 3 1 1 1
10️ Dude, what do you think of my new v-neck? I just got it at H&M [I'm deeply insecure about my appearance, you know?]
[Yeah man, I don't really respect you as a person, so I'll just sort of mindlessly validate you.] It looks great, man, that's fire.
↕️ [ ↕️]
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↕️ [ ]
Oh my god. That guy's an Obesk.
Do you guys want to get some New Fall Feast Later? 
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"Hey Akizet, check out this greeting the bright cousins use when sharing a false environment."
"What's that, Gakvu?"
Killbinds
"Gakvu!? Are you... okay?"
"No, no, you're supposed to say 'pootis' and then laugh before falling dead as well."
This bright greeting perplexes me as much as the "furry roleplay server" Kazki mentioned the other wink. 9 11
13 2 "Hey Akizet, check out this greeting the bright cousins use when sharing a false environment."
"What's that, Gakvu?"
Killbinds
"Gakvu!? Are you... okay?"
"No, no, you're supposed to say 'pootis' and then laugh before falling dead as well."
This bright greeting perplexes me as much as the "furry roleplay server" Kazki mentioned the other wink. did you know that your skeleton is always wet
please never open your mouth ever again did you know that your skeleton is always wet
please never open your mouth ever again 
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dude
i already know what you're thinking
the guys upstairs will kill me
i mean, you're my responsibility, you know this already
it's all on me
I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING
i know that smirk from a mile away dude lol 5 dude
i already know what you're thinking
the guys upstairs will kill me
i mean, you're my responsibility, you know this already
it's all on me
I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING
i know that smirk from a mile away dude lol 9 5
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[after bsteli has escaped]
oh! welcome! you are all from another division?
if you were hoping to use the...
advanced... operations...
rumbling is heard, from no discernable direction
did another vein collapse?
Ìw?¤eÔ
it feels as though my mindcore is splitting open
on a newly earned instinct, i begin to activate the timestopper,
but it is clear that the golem has no implements capable of harm
and the room is completely empty, aside from us and the golem
what was that?
...y-yes, the advanced operations chamber, it is occupied!
did any of you need anything?
THIS GELI MAKES ME FEEL WEIRD
dude?
NO I MEAN
I DONT THINK THEY REPLACED HER PROPERLY
wdym?
IT HURTS WHEN SHE TALKS TO ME
AND THE THOUGHTSPACE FEELS REALLY FRAGILE
weird, it looks just fine on my end
its probably just some GAD stuff or whatever
but if you're sure then funf should probably know about it
OK
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9 1 it is pride month akizet
you know what that means
huh
what
do you want us to research like
gay calls
what
it is pride month akizet
you know what that means
huh
what
do you want us to research like
gay calls
what
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️ Good job, your report basically injected new life into the bureau, both of you deserve a raise.
️ From 8 carrot sticks to 10 carrot sticks
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Has anybody made a corru version of that billy butcher meme yet? there's one animation that i really like but i dont want clog this channel with non-corru stuff so i will post it in #chat real quick and then link to it 
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I'm Trapped In This Motherfucking [0;34mHouse[0m tbh 
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WAKIZET JUST KEEPS GOING
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WAKIZET JUST KEEPS GOING 
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MOTH?
hey buddy
welcome back 13 9
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IT'S BLURRY
huh?
EVERYTHING IS BLURRY
IN THE CYST
oh?
that's weird
wait, do you have your glasses on?
NO
I TOOK THEM OFF BECAUSE I HAVE A HEADACHE
WHY WOULD THAT MATTER
okay well
that's the funny thing right
you're brain is kinda stupid--well, all human brains are
and since the spike just kinda, works on what it thinks things should look like
taking your glasses off makes it think that you should not either
YOU PICK UP AND PUT ON YOUR GLASSES, FUMBLING A BIT BEFORE YOU DO.
AND AFTER A MOMENT, YOUR VISION IN THE CYST IMPROVES.
THAT'S STUPID
yeah lol 31 IT'S BLURRY
huh?
EVERYTHING IS BLURRY
IN THE CYST
oh?
that's weird
wait, do you have your glasses on?
NO
I TOOK THEM OFF BECAUSE I HAVE A HEADACHE
WHY WOULD THAT MATTER
okay well
that's the funny thing right
you're brain is kinda stupid--well, all human brains are
and since the spike just kinda, works on what it thinks things should look like
taking your glasses off makes it think that you should not either
YOU PICK UP AND PUT ON YOUR GLASSES, FUMBLING A BIT BEFORE YOU DO.
AND AFTER A MOMENT, YOUR VISION IN THE CYST IMPROVES.
THAT'S STUPID
yeah lol YOU'RE BRAIN
21 4 (/) interloper can i have your pronouns please
(they/them) SURE, THEY/THEM
(they/them) thank you!! hehe
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9 18 3 5 8 i have an area in my backyard i call "the big stew"
it's a pit i dug where i dump old batteries, gas, corru sludge, and dr pepper
i stir it once a month
i have an area in my backyard i call "the big stew"
it's a pit i dug where i dump old batteries, gas, corru sludge, and dr pepper
i stir it once a month i have an area in my backyard i call "the big stew"
it's a pit i dug where i dump old batteries, gas, corru sludge, and dr pepper
i stir it once a month 
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can understand and decode on the spot becuz she has known it for long enough 3 etc can understand because of inhctxt 3
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18 4 IM TRYING 2 FIGURE U OUT
WHTS UR STORY? UNR THE SURFAE U SEEM LIKE A JICE GUY
BT SORT OF DMGED AND ALONE
YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME
IM THINKING DEAD WIFE
NO??
DED PARTNER???
NO???
LED A GRUP OF BUDDIES INTO ACTION, MADE A BAD CALL, LST EM ALL AND R STILL HAUNTED BY IT?
CAN YOU STOP? 32
2 USE 2 TO BEING STUCK IN A BASEMNENT AND NOT TOUCHING GRASS?
... 6 2 IM TRYING 2 FIGURE U OUT
WHTS UR STORY? UNR THE SURFAE U SEEM LIKE A JICE GUY
BT SORT OF DMGED AND ALONE
YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME
IM THINKING DEAD WIFE
NO??
DED PARTNER???
NO???
LED A GRUP OF BUDDIES INTO ACTION, MADE A BAD CALL, LST EM ALL AND R STILL HAUNTED BY IT?
CAN YOU STOP? 
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3 IM TRYING 2 FIGURE U OUT
WHTS UR STORY? UNR THE SURFAE U SEEM LIKE A JICE GUY
BT SORT OF DMGED AND ALONE
YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME
IM THINKING DEAD WIFE
NO??
DED PARTNER???
NO???
LED A GRUP OF BUDDIES INTO ACTION, MADE A BAD CALL, LST EM ALL AND R STILL HAUNTED BY IT?
CAN YOU STOP? 
14 19 can dead thoughtforms dream?
i think so
then why cant i talk to them?
you gotta listen
well if i listen, then i cant ask them questions like, whats your favourite colour? and why does bread taste good? and do you think funfriend would smoke if he had thumbs?
…life’s hard sometimes
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